fappuclno:

Slow down, grab the wall, wiggle like you trynna make yo ass fall off

fappuclno:

Slow down, grab the wall, wiggle like you trynna make yo ass fall off

dumpsterfetus:

story of my life

tastefullyoffensive:

[@themichaelrock]
ryanvallejo:

has science gone too far

ryanvallejo:

has science gone too far

poryqon:

poryqon:

write my tombstone in emojis

image

damn it

tastefullyoffensive:

Adulthood. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

Adulthood. [via]

ihaveabigcockpit:

i’ve gone too deep

ihaveabigcockpit:

i’ve gone too deep

officialwhitegirls:

signal boost!!

officialwhitegirls:

signal boost!!

greetings:

every teen after missing like 300 calls from their mom

2n0wflake:

despairmakoto:

2n0wflake:

to this day i still don’t know what DS stands for

dual screen

youve ruined everything

browningtons:

It’s time….

masteroftasks:

pilgarlick:

I made this a while ago and I don’t know when I’d ever use it so I’m just gonna post it whatever man

This is the most glorious thing ever

masteroftasks:

pilgarlick:

I made this a while ago and I don’t know when I’d ever use it so I’m just gonna post it whatever man

This is the most glorious thing ever

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

hallowkorg:

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween