seselapod:

I THINK MY FAVORITE THING IS WHEN PEOPLE GET REALLY MAD OR FRUSTRATED OR SAD IN THEIR TAGS AND YELL ABOUT HOW UPSET THEY ARE IN ALL CAPS AND THEYRE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE THAT TAG REGULARLY SO IT’S JUST ALL THIS SCREAMING AND THEN LIKE fandom title in lowercase

immortaltrash:

when you remember something embarrassing you did 6 years ago

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forcefields:

derpdan:

would you rather have no internet connection or no friends

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if i had no internet connection I’d have no friends

teacupwarrior:

Imagine that at the end of Dumbledore’s speech at the beginning of the year, he asks if there are any questions, and one first year muggleborn kid raises his hand, whips out a smart phone and asks for the wifi password.

And then Dumbledore just casually says “Sherbet lemon, with a capital S”, and commences the feast like it’s no big deal while the non-muggleborns think WIFI is some sort of secret society.

jotarokujoscap:

animeasuka:

dennys:

WHO’S THAT DENNY’S DISH?

What is Denny’s tumblr even trying to accomplish

I don’t know but they’re getting to it

jotarokujoscap:

animeasuka:

dennys:

WHO’S THAT DENNY’S DISH?

What is Denny’s tumblr even trying to accomplish

I don’t know but they’re getting to it

assdeluxe:

higgzorz:

her: u eat ass?

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delete this post

rxchdad:

occupation: struggling tumblr comedian

moonkistprincess:

"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago

crumbier:

if I swallow magnets will I become attractive

shota-pop:

when you genuinely like and care for someone but can’t express it without being weird

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lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

lindsaylohangmyself:

this should be in history books

lindsaylohangmyself:

this should be in history books