"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."
This is it. This is truly the most horrifying image humanity has ever created. This is the downfall of all that we have ever known, all of our hopes and dreams, our very way of life.
what do you call a message sent by a girl?
i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists
are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals
No they’re called nonexistent
woooah there captain buzzkill
which character do you think of when you hear,”a total asshole but very hot as well”
The colorful lockers at my new school :) IN LOVE OMG!
I’M JEALOUS MY SCHOOL IS SO RATCHET AND BASIC
i’d fight for the green one tbh
my old comment omg
we don’t have lockers
Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans
fun fact: officialunitedstates currently holds the world record
the world record
YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
i have never identified so hard with song lyrics
I laughed more than I should have
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT
"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."
I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve
Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know
That’s great but have you considered
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces