not-burnie:

Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix

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treesong:

Here’s Cecil Baldwin modeling my purse…because I left it at the signing booth…because I had just met Cecil Baldwin…

treesong:

Here’s Cecil Baldwin modeling my purse…because I left it at the signing booth…because I had just met Cecil Baldwin…

anything-is-pawsible:

detectivesmaug:

mojosodope178:

i see your wolf dog fetched a treebranch

i see your godfather fetched a broomstick. 

Two kinds of people

anything-is-pawsible:

detectivesmaug:

mojosodope178:

i see your wolf dog fetched a treebranch

i see your godfather fetched a broomstick. 

Two kinds of people

im 11 and i eat weed every day fuck you
squirticuno:

4gifs:

Dog caught staring

Literally me when my crush looks at me

squirticuno:

4gifs:

Dog caught staring

Literally me when my crush looks at me

heliolisk:

Omfg

heliolisk:

Omfg

roserave:

you going to school

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me going to schoolimage

Going back to school in September

jayma-jones:

Teacher - did you do anything nice during Summer?

Me - oh yeah, I went to L.A, New York, Miami and did a bunch of photoshootsimage

texasassy:

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

texasassy:

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

trust:

finally a career for me

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snapily:

stop white people 2k14

snapily:

stop white people 2k14

im-the-story-teller:

mydrunkkitchen:

gyllenhaha:

you can smell someone peeling an orange from literally 40 miles away

AND I LOVE IT

I PEEL THEM ON PLANES

I misread this as peeing an orange

tapelessleopard:

Accidentally biting your cheek while you’re eating

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Tumblring on my phone
Mom: who are you texting?
Me: nobody
Mom: what are you doing then?
Me: nothing